A genuinely nice person who took his time with everyone. He even won over a shy boy to sing him a song. He was in character the whole time, he delighted the kids to no end. Thank you so much Ethan for everything you were amazing. This birthday will definitely be a memorable one for me and my kids and I just cant thank him enough! I definitely will be sure to book him again for future events. I was very inpressed at how easy everything went during the party after he arrived. He was over all very professional and made sure everything went accordingly. He was also very sweet to my animals some people dont like dogs so I wasnt sure but he was very loving towards them. He's very communicative and works on the fly and knows how to adjust to the situation. Everyone kept saying he looks and talks exactly like Jack Sparrow and kept asking me where I booked him. My kids especially loved him he was very sweet and endearing towards my kids and payed special attention to them. He went above and beyond for us and the kids he was able to not only entertain and stay in character but help lead some of the activities and lead the birthday song. My 5 yo recently saw an ad for Pirates of the Caribbean and his eyes lit up as he exclaimed, “HE WAS AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!” 10/10 I can not recommend him highly enough!īOOK HIM NOW! He was the life of the party □ We moved to a new state three days after the party and he sent us the kindest most encouraging text after the party. If you have ANY reservations about whether this is worthwhile, I can promise you, it is! On top of being a wonderful performer, Jack Sparrowed is a genuinely nice person. He talked about being “first mate” for weeks! More than one guest told me their children decided they wanted to be pirates when they grew up after this party. My son, who has never seen Pirates of the Caribbean, was thrilled. Captain Jack was so fun, remembered all the kids names, had games, sword fights, and led a treasure hunt. You know how they say, “Things happen for a reason”? I am SO happy that things worked out how they did. Will February March? No, but April May! Soon we become ash, and time forgets us.This review is embarrassingly overdue! We had Captain Jack come last minute to our 5 year old’s birthday party after another performer canceled a week before the event. “WHAT HAVE I DONE?! HOW COULD I BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD!?” But this god, like all gods, is nothing-just my son’s Wilson baseball mitt, sitting on my dresser, mocking me. I wake sweat-drenched and screaming, staring at the visage of a faceless god. In five billion years, the Sun will become a bloated giant, boiling the oceans and consuming our pointless cruelties with flames. Then the lion is shot by a poacher and sold to an unloved rich man whose father was an unloved rich man. Somewhere in the Serengeti, a lion devours his rival’s cubs. A sparrow eats their bodies and is poisoned. The battery acid now leaks into the soil, killing a colony of ants. Today I gave away my old batteries… Free of charge! No one wanted them, so I became angry and threw them in the yard. How come the invisible man wasn’t offered a job? They just couldn’t see him doing it! This man stands for all of us: unseen, misunderstood, irrelevant. I didn’t know it was on fire! By the time I could act, it was incinerated, a harbinger of the path we all must take. Why did the blonde focus on an orange juice container? It said concentrate! She realized that society’s depictions of her were like the juice: formulaic, insipid, fake. You hear about the moon restaurant? Good food, no atmosphere! If you eat there, you forfeit your life, which would make no difference to the universe as a whole. I just do it for kicks! Like all of humanity, I pretend to enjoy things, and others pretend to care about my charade. Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with them! The skeletons are like us: alone, empty, dead already. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. I tell my kids, you’re allowed to watch the TV all you want… Just don’t turn it on! This way they will begin to understand the futility of all things. Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten.
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